Saturday, February 11, 2012

Cse Department Chronicles


Thursday, 08-09-2011

8:15 am
 The department get was closed and no one had the keys. We had a three hour lab and it was held in a room which was more of a boiler. So everyone was hoping that the gate never opens. The third semester students along with their Lab assistant was waiting outside. Even the fifth semester students were present there. Everyone was sitting in small groups and chatting, while the CR's were running around.

9:15 am

The Lab started an hour late. Ninety three students in one room, which meant fighting for "NOT GETTING A COMPUTER" [:P]. The instructor gave us the questions and while we were solving it he was writing new topics and programs on the board trying to get atleast one student's attention. At regular intervals he was saying -

"Please TP ma'am koi maat bolna yeh karaya hai, this is not in datastructure"

10:15 am

Everyone is tensed with the programs they got on Linked List. No one was able to compile perfectly, even if the compilation were succesful, there remained runtime errors. Discussions were taking place in small groups, everyone was trying to find out where the problem lied. Suddenly in the middle of such tension, sir suddenly shouted out loud-

"OYE! PICHLE DIN KISNE BOLA THA KI "BODYGUARD ACHCHA MOVIE HAI?????"

Everyone was shocked. Each of us stared at each other's face trying to understand what had exactly happened. Then one guy raised his hand...

SIR: "Tumhare dimag mein kya hai? uss movie mein toh baas ek train se dusre train mein jump karta hai, ekdum ghatiya movie hai"

No one knew how to react.

11:25 pm

It was already 10 minutes pass the scheduled time. Sir was still teaching. Everyone was restless to go back. But no one had the guts to say sir that the time was over. From somewhere a faint voice came, "sir we have a class now", but out of sir's range of audability. Again amother voice-

"SIR TIME IS OVER, WE HAVE A CLASS NOW"

sir suddenly jumped up- " CLASS! CLASS! TIME! TIME! KITNA HUA?"(searches frantically for his mobile)
"AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:25, NIKLO NIKLO, JALDI SHUT DOWN KARKE NIKLO, WINDOWS BANDH KARO JALDI KAUNSA CLASS HAI ABHI????"
(continues jumping frantically)

-"sir, sadhu sir ka class hai"

-"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SADHU SIR!!!!!!!!! JALDI NIKLO!!!!!!!!! WOH DANTENGE TOH NEHI NA???? (points to the CR) PEHLE KYUN NEHI BATAYA?????"

CR- "sir aap achcha padha rhe the"

SIR: "GHANTAA PADHA RAHA THA MAIN, AAB NIKLO FATAFAT!!!!"

:D :D :D


2 comments:

Dilip Kumar said...

Could m't stop laughing after reading the last line. Who was this prof & tell me seriously if he actually said those words.
:).. ha..hi..ha..hi..ha :D.

Amit said...

Height of innocence
"sir aap acha padha rahe the "
:P