5 Ways To Win My Heart

Hmm, really nice topic.... I have always wanted to write about this, but I really don't know how can someone win my heart. 

I just happens, have never noticed how.

But since I really have to make a list, so here it is.... *Deep breath!!*

1. Make me laugh

I don’t like showing off my inner emotions on my face. So you will always find me cheerful and smiling. If you really wanna win my heart make me laugh, I mean a real laugh, which comes from my inside :D

2. Give me attention

People generally consider me a kid. I really hate it when I am talking about something serious and no one listens to me (Actually people never listen to me :’()
So please listen to me when I talk. Even I can talk sense sometimes!

3. Don't hide from me

I hate it when people lie to me and then I find out. It seriously hurts man! Specially when it’s about something close.
Trust me, however big or bad your secret maybe, I do understand.

4. Be Yourself

I don’t like when people change for me. Change makes you miserable. 

Be yourself. If I like you I shall like you for what you are. 

Similarly don’t expect me to change for you.

5. Little treats

 The easiest way to make me happy and smiling is giving me little treats.  It maybe in the form of food, gifts or just simple talk to make me special.  A few jokes to make me smile or just something to make me seem important...

Cse Department Chronicles

Thursday, 08-09-2011

8:15 am

 The department get was closed and no one had the keys. We had a three hour lab and it was held in a room which was more of a boiler. So everyone was hoping that the gate never opens. The third semester students along with their Lab assistant was waiting outside. Even the fifth semester students were present there. Everyone was sitting in small groups and chatting, while the CR's were running around.

9:15 am

The Lab started an hour late. Ninety three students in one room, which meant fighting for "NOT GETTING A COMPUTER" [:P]. The instructor gave us the questions and while we were solving it he was writing new topics and programs on the board trying to get atleast one student's attention. At regular intervals he was saying -

"Please TP ma'am koi maat bolna yeh karaya hai, this is not in datastructure"

10:15 am

Everyone is tensed with the programs they got on Linked List. No one was able to compile perfectly, even if the compilation were succesful, there remained runtime errors. Discussions were taking place in small groups, everyone was trying to find out where the problem lied. Suddenly in the middle of such tension, sir suddenly shouted out loud-

"OYE! PICHLE DIN KISNE BOLA THA KI "BODYGUARD ACHCHA MOVIE HAI?????"

Everyone was shocked. Each of us stared at each other's face trying to understand what had exactly happened. Then one guy raised his hand...

SIR: "Tumhare dimag mein kya hai? uss movie mein toh baas ek train se dusre train mein jump karta hai, ekdum ghatiya movie hai"

No one knew how to react.

11:25 pm

It was already 10 minutes pass the scheduled time. Sir was still teaching. Everyone was restless to go back. But no one had the guts to say sir that the time was over. From somewhere a faint voice came, "sir we have a class now", but out of sir's range of audability. Again amother voice-

"SIR TIME IS OVER, WE HAVE A CLASS NOW"

sir suddenly jumped up- " CLASS! CLASS! TIME! TIME! KITNA HUA?"(searches frantically for his mobile)

"AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:25, NIKLO NIKLO, JALDI SHUT DOWN KARKE NIKLO, WINDOWS BANDH KARO JALDI KAUNSA CLASS HAI ABHI????"

(continues jumping frantically)

-"sir, sadhu sir ka class hai"

-"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SADHU SIR!!!!!!!!! JALDI NIKLO!!!!!!!!! WOH DANTENGE TOH NEHI NA???? (points to the CR) PEHLE KYUN NEHI BATAYA?????"

CR- "sir aap achcha padha rhe the"

SIR: "GHANTAA PADHA RAHA THA MAIN, AAB NIKLO FATAFAT!!!!"

:D :D :D

Innocent Or Guilty Tag

Found this tag  on someone’s blog . There are 2 rules to complete the tag.. 

Rule 1: You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

Rule 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! (So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.) Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag friends who might be interested in taking this up.)

1. Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Guilty

2. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

3. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

4. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back?
Guilty

5. Kissed a picture?
Guilty

6. Slept until 5pm?
Innocent

7. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

8. Held a snake?
Innocent

9. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

10. Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent

11. Been fired from a job? 
Innocent

12. Done something you regret?
Guilty

13. Laughed so hard a drink came out of your nose?
Innocent

14. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

15. Sat on a rooftop?
Innocent

16. Kissed someone you shouldn’t?
Innocent

17. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

18. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

19. Shaved your head?
Innocent

20. Slept naked?
Innocent

21. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent

22. Donated blood?
Innocent

23. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

24. Eaten cheesecake?
Innocent

25. Still love/like someone you shouldn’t?
Guilty

26. Have a tattoo?
Innocent

27. Been too honest?
Guilty

28. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

29. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

30. Dressed in the opposite gender’s clothes?
Innocent

31. Joined a pageant?
Innocent

32. Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent

33. Had communication with your ex?
Innocent

34. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

35. A total stranger treat you by paying your bus/taxi fare?
Innocent

36. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

37. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Innocent

38. Thought about murder?
Guilty

39. How bout mass murder?
Innocent

40. Rode in a stranger’s vehicle?
Guilty

41. Stalked someone?
Guilty

42. Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
Innocent

43. In love?
Guilty